Friday, March 02, 2007

Top Ten

I found a list of reasons to become evangelical (and while I'd like to reclaim the word from those who only percieve it as being conservative to fundamentalist that's not going to happen anytime soon). So from Queersighted - the top three...

Fellow Sodomites, I offer unto you the top ten reasons to become an
Evangelical:
1. Fantasy sex with teen boys.
2. Loyal female slave who keeps your home clean, does your laundry and prepares your meals.
3. Unlimited access to pretty white boy virgins who are fully loaded and ready for
bear.

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